OK! I'll Buy the Company

(Just fill out this handy form, and it's all yours)

Web Disk® Incorporated Bill of Sale
I Want to: Buy the Whole Company Obtain World-Wide Distribution Rights to Web Disk® Make a Charitable Donation to Get You Off the Web
The Amount I'm Willing to Pay: 10 Cents $1,000,000 $10,000,000 Any Amount - You name it! An even trade for eBay.com You would have to pay ME!	Method of Payment: US Dollars Highly Prized Russian Rubbles Monopoly Money My ATM Card Let's Haggle!
Note: The document is definitely NOT legally binding because nothing is worth Web Disk®.

[Naturally, I'm impressed. Go back and tell me more!]