Ottawa Sun, February 20, 1995

The front page of the Ottawa Citizen on February 20, 1995. A cold day in the Nation's Capital.

You're probably asking yourself,
"How can I get on the front page of the Newspaper?"

I recommend cross-country sking for 50 km
in a pink Energizer Bunny suit.

Works Every Time! And the women love it too.

Here's the page one story from the February 20, 1995 edition of the Ottawa Sun.

But pink is a nice color isn't it?

And still more in-depth coverage in the sports section...

Would you like to see the 1994 race?

Don't forget my to see my latest appearances in the 1997 and 1999 (with Video!) Keskinada Ski Races.

I know what you are saying,
"This is not a science. Surely there are other ways to get in the paper?"

Here are the results of my carefully controlled experiment using the Winterlude Triathlon in 1995 and 1996. It shows the only way for you to get yourself in the newspaper.

Please feel free to send money or E-Mail to craig@statchuk.com.

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